muslimrobot:

O’Allah grant victory to the people of Syria and to the rest of the muslimeen, O’Allah fortify their lands, fortify their cities, increase their properties, give them ease from their fighting to worship you. O’Allah send out the muslims of every region on raids against the idolaters who face them,…

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam (Indian president at the time).

He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. Kalam says that it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they’re intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says Kalam. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh (Indian Prime Minister) and says, “Mr.Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Manmohan immediately responds, “It’s me, Sir!”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye” says Kalam. He hangs up and says,” Did you get that, Mr. Bush?” Bush nods: “Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!” 

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he’d better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.

Bush summons her to the White House and says, “Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

Bush poses the question: “Uhh, your mother has a child and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Rice is puzzled and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

“Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?” 

Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course.”

Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s our Colin Powell!”

And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, it’s Manmohan Singh!”

Alhamdulillah for you guys. Ana ahhebik.

lol :)

Author: Unknown

I want things to get better, the only person that came to mind is you

so when my pain is waging a war inside and the walls I built are breaking our ties

I remember the light

Some people call it complexity or a person that’s confused, but this love that I’m entangled in

This love just wont diffuse

I miss all the smiling, believing in the promise

But I promised I’d be home and like I forgot it where back to talking nonsense

and my soul screams liar cause I lied again.

I didn’t mean to but it keeps happening

And I’m criminal to my own crime

the inflicter of pain 24 hrs since I last prayed and i cant hold my gaze

I can hardly stand, this deen fights inside me like it has it’s own plan

but too soon i press play an were back to the phase were i promised I wouldn’t listen to music again

And i swore when fajr came a new dawn would break

but his handcuffs are tight and i succumb to his ways.

Darkening light through his troublesome ways

And the path I’m on starts to narrow and blaze.

Prelude to a collection of decisions i made.

Sometimes glasses don’t fix blurry vision

And wishing on your life don’t bring about deliverance

were all pursuing something and sometimes we feel empty

realisation comes from understanding happiness is a journey not a destination

you cant arrive at peace, its the test were facing

days mean struggle

Ive been struggling for days, trying to persuade myself this feeling will fade

I miss her who she used to be fulfilled, content

widowed of this world now its the mirror she resents

Her previous position brought her freedom and relieve

now she stares at a female who’s measured by magazines/

and defines herself when she looks at screens

she misses the ‘old her’ is what she mutters in her sleep

painful memories of who she used to be and her heart cant take it no longer wants to beat

cause she gave it true purpose and its the strongest memory

prevalent in her soul and she knows the remedy but again this world wins incontestably

and her tears dry at the end of the melody

And everything reminds her of he fading soul

replaced with Aesthetics and material goals.

A quote from my good friend Ruckaiya:

‘Haitham Al Hadad BRILLIANT! Nouman Ali Khan SMASHED IT! Navaid Aziz AWESOME! Junaid Jamshed OUR HOMIE! Boonaa Muhammed UNFORGETABLE! Yahya Ibrahim INSPIRING! Tawfique Chowdhury BROUGHT A TEAR TO THE EYE!!!! For all those that missed the Twins of Faith Conference you MISSED out BIG time!!! One of the best things I’ve been to for a long time!!’

FANTASTIC EVENT MASHA’ALLAH!!!!

Woman was made from the rib of man, 

She was not created from his head to top him,

Nor from his feet to be stepped upon, 

She was made from his side to be close to him,

From beneath his arm to be protected by him, 

Near his heart to be loved by him.

I asked for strength and Allah gave me difficulties to make me strong. 

I asked for wisdom and Allah gave me problems to solve.

I asked for courage and allah gave me obstacles to overcome.

I asked for love and Allah gave me troubled people to help.

I asked for favours and Allah gave me opportunities.

Maybe I recieved nothing I wanted, but I recieved everything I needed.